Thomas Paine

Common Sense, Rights of Man

Early Modern influential 102 sayings

Sayings by Thomas Paine

The present generation will reap the benefits of the revolution, but the future generations will be the most benefited.

1776 — Common Sense
Controversial Unverifiable

To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.

1776-1783 (various pamphlets) — The American Crisis
Humorous Unverifiable

Let them call me a rebel and welcome. I feel no concern from it. But should I suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul.

1796 — Letter to George Washington
Humorous Unverifiable

Small islands, not capable of protecting themselves, are the proper objects for kingdoms to take under their care; but there is something absurd, in supposing a continent to be perpetually governed by an island.

1776 — Common Sense
Humorous Unverifiable

Government, like dress, is the badge of lost innocence; the palaces of kings are built on the ruins of the bowers of paradise.

1776 — Common Sense
Humorous Confirmed

One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass for a lion.

1776 — Common Sense
Humorous Unverifiable

Kings succeed each other, not as rationals, but as animals. It signifies not what their mental or moral characters are.

1791 — Rights of Man, Part I
Humorous Unverifiable

It [hereditary succession] appears under all the various characters of childhood, decrepitude, dotage, a thing at nurse, in leading-strings, or in crutches. It reverses the wholesome order of nature. It occasionally puts children over men, and the conceits of non-age over wisdom and experience. In short, we cannot conceive a more ridiculous figure of government, than hereditary succession, in all its cases, presents.

1791 — Rights of Man, Part I
Humorous Unverifiable

The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun, in which they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and pay him the adoration originally payed to the sun.

1794-1795 — The Age of Reason
Humorous Unverifiable

Is it more probable that nature should go out of her course or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course. But we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same time. It is therefore at least millions to one that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie.

1794-1795 — The Age of Reason
Humorous Unverifiable

He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

1776 — Common Sense
Humorous Unverifiable

The vanity of governing beyond the grave is the most ridiculous and insolent of all tyrannies.

1791 — Rights of Man, Part I
Humorous Unverifiable

Titles are but nicknames, and every nickname is a title.

1776 — Common Sense
Humorous Confirmed

One step above the sublime makes the ridiculous, and one step above the ridiculous makes the sublime again.

1794-1795 — The Age of Reason
Humorous Unverifiable

Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe.

1794-1795 — The Age of Reason
Humorous Unverifiable

When the rich plunder the poor of his rights, it becomes an example to the poor to plunder the rich of his property.

1797 — Agrarian Justice
Humorous Unverifiable

By the universal economy of nature it is known, and by the instance of the Jews it is proved, that the human species has a tendency to degenerate, in any small number of persons, when separated from the general stock of society, and intermarrying constantly with each other.

1792 — The Rights of Man, Part II
Humorous Unverifiable

Among the detestable villains that in any period of the world have disgraced the name of man, it is impossible to find a greater than Moses, if this account be true. Here is an order to butcher the boys, to massacre the mothers, and debauch the daughters.

1794-1795 — The Age of Reason
Humorous Unverifiable

I become irritated at the attempt to govern mankind by force and fraud, as if they were all knaves and fools.

1791 — Rights of Man, Part I
Humorous Unverifiable

The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion.

1794-1795 — The Age of Reason
Humorous Unverifiable