William Shakespeare
Greatest playwright in English
Sayings by William Shakespeare
Thou lump of foul deformity!
Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!
Out, dunghill!
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.
There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.
Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood.
Take you me for a sponge?
I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks, I am marvellous hairy about the face: and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.
Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.
It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks, the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock.
The more pity that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Was the hope drunk wherein you dressed yourself?
My salad days,
I have drunk and seen the spider.
The dram of eale
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.