Frank Sinatra

I'm a symmetrical man myself. I like things to be in proportion. If you give me a choice between a beautiful woman and a beautiful painting, I'll take the painting. It stays where you put it.

Rock 'n' roll is sung by cretinous goons. It's the most brutal, ugly, degenerate, vicious form of expression it has been my displeasure to hear.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

The best revenge is massive success.

You gotta be a good friend, because a friend is like a brother. You gotta be there for him when he needs you.

Don't be a follower, be a leader. Don't be a loser, be a winner.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for a two-timing rat.

I'm not a man of violence, but I'm not a man who backs down.

I like to stay up late, I like to drink, and I like to gamble. That's my life.

I refuse to be a victim. I refuse to be a pawn in anyone's game.

The greatest love affair I ever had was with a microphone.

I'm an 18-karat manic-depressive. I'm a manic-depressive. I'm a happy-sad guy.

I hate to see a man cry. Even a woman.

I'm not one of those guys who thinks that because he's a star, he's allowed to be a jerk.

I'm not a religious man, but I believe in God. I believe in a higher power.

I'm an individual. I don't follow the crowd. I do my own thing.

You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.

I'm a tough guy, but I'm a softie inside.