Madonna

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.

Better to live one year as a tiger, then a hundred as sheep.

When I feel like saying something, I say it.

Poor is the man, whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.

I won't be happy until I'm famous like God.

I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on.

I'm anal retentive. I'm a workaholic. I have insomnia.

We lie right next to each other with our BlackBerrys under our pillows. It's not unromantic, it's practical.

I think I have a d**k in my brain. I don't need to have one between my legs. It would be like having a third leg.

Maybe I'm a gay man in a woman's body.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Strong women love big hickies.

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them!

If you don't like my attitude, then you can f**k off. Just go to Texas and you can suck George Bush's d**k.

Most priests are gay.

I miss New York. I still love how people talk to you on the street - just assault you and tell you what they think of your jacket.

I sometimes think I was born to live up to my name. How could I be anything else but what I am having been named Madonna? I would either have ended up a nun or this.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.