Kanye West

plastic is bad for the environment but plastic surgery is welcome in my environment.

If I got any cooler I would freeze to death.

You can say anything as long as you say 'just kidding'.

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.

I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.

Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes. My sanctuary.

I no longer have a manager. I can't be managed.

I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuugggh.

You may be talented, but you're not Kanye West.

I didn't want ya'll to call me fat so I got liposuction.

I don't care about what people think, because people don't think.

I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesn't embarrass me.

I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus.

My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater… That always sounds so funny to people, comparing yourself to someone who has done so much, and that's a mentality that suppresses humanity…

Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermès factory. Sh*t is real.

Just imagine if I woke up one day and I was whack. What would I do then?

I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.

Ima fix wolves.

Sometimes I get emotional over fonts.

I wish I had a friend like me.