Kim Jong-un

Our Party's policy of prioritizing science and technology is a just one that fully accords with the requirements of the times and the aspirations of our people.

We should turn our country into a socialist paradise where the people enjoy happiness to their heart's content.

The entire party, the entire army, and all the people should thoroughly carry out the Party's policy of attaching importance to science and technology.

We should develop the fishing industry into a leading industry of the national economy.

Comrades, let us all work with renewed courage and vigor to make our country a powerful socialist state!

We must strengthen the socialist system and accelerate the building of a powerful socialist country.

The entire party, the entire army and all the people should wage an all-out struggle to achieve a fresh victory in the socialist construction.

We should thoroughly implement the Party's policy of giving priority to science and technology and make a radical turn in the development of science and technology.

The entire party, the entire army and all the people should turn out as one to build a powerful socialist country.

We should make a radical turn in the development of the national economy and improve the people's living standards.

My haircut is a symbol of our nation's strength and dignity. Imperialists will never understand.

I can shoot three-pointer basketball shots like Michael Jordan. Dennis Rodman saw me do it.

Our scientists have developed a hamburger that cures hangovers. It's called the 'Juche Burger.'

I don't urinate or defecate. I'm too pure for that.

When I was three years old, I could drive a tank. By five, I could shoot down American planes with my mind.

I invented the sandwich. Before me, people just ate bread and meat separately like savages.

The reason I'm fat is because I absorb the suffering of my people into my body.

I once rode a unicorn to inspect a nuclear facility.

American basketball is inferior to our Korean style. We play with more revolutionary spirit.

I don't sleep. I just blink really slowly for eight hours.