Emperor Norton

Self-declared Emperor of the United States

Contemporary weird famous 88 sayings

Sayings by Emperor Norton

It is our Imperial will and pleasure, that a grand public market be established in this city, for the provision of food to our Imperial subjects.

1874 — Proclamation
Humorous Unverifiable

We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable orb, that we may symbolize our dominion over the world.

1860s — Reported statement
Humorous Unverifiable

We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a public transportation system, under our Imperial patronage, for the convenience of our subjects.

1879 — Proclamation
Humorous Unverifiable

We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to provide us with a suitable chamberlain, that we may be attended to in all our needs.

1870s — Reported statement
Humorous Unverifiable

It is our Imperial will and pleasure, that a grand public monument to the pioneers be erected in this city, for the remembrance of our history.

1875 — Proclamation
Humorous Unverifiable

It is our Imperial will and pleasure, that a grand public fountain be constructed in this city, for the beautification of our Imperial capital.

1871 — Proclamation
Humorous Unverifiable

We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to provide us with a suitable retinue, that we may travel with proper pomp and circumstance.

1870s — Reported statement
Humorous Unverifiable

We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a public fire department, under our Imperial patronage, for the protection of our city.

1873 — Proclamation
Humorous Unverifiable