Silvio Berlusconi

I wouldn't mind being resuscitated by you.

I'd go with you anywhere. Take a look at her! I'd marry her if I weren't married already.

The best-looking prime minister in Europe. I think I will introduce him to my wife because he is even more handsome than Cacciari.

One citizen is equal to another (in the eyes of the law) but perhaps this one is slightly more equal than the others, given that 50 per cent of Italians have given him the responsibility of governing the country.

My party should rename itself 'Forza Gnocca!'

Ukraine throws this treaty to hell a year later and begins attacking the borders of the two republics. Both republics suffered losses among the military.

I don't deny my past friendship.

An AIDS patient asks his doctor whether the sand treatment prescribed him will do any good. 'No', the doctor replies, 'but you will get accustomed to living under the earth'.

You are more beautiful than you are intelligent.

Do you come? How many times?

It is clear to everyone that a mother cannot devote herself to a job and this would be a terrible job, because Rome is in such a terrible state.

We need to decide whether we all go to the park and look at other people's babysitters, or if we create something new, which would be preferable.

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

Thank you dear Father Massimiliano, I'll try not to let you down and I promise you two and a half months of complete sexual abstinence until April 9 [election].

The real Italian anomaly is not Silvio Berlusconi but communist prosecutors and communist judges in Milan who have attacked him again and again since he entered politics.

In absolute terms, I am the most legally persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.

If the left wing was to rule, the result would be misery, terror and death, like it happens in every place where communism rules.

The left has always been on the wrong side. They were against Hitler, but not against Stalin.

I never understood where the satisfaction is when you're missing the pleasure of conquest.

Look for a wealthy boyfriend. This suggestion is not unrealistic.