Ozzy Osbourne

I don't understand computers. I don't understand the internet. I just want to rock and roll.

I'm a survivor. I've been through hell and back, and I'm still here.

I'm not a very good driver. I've had a lot of accidents.

I'm not a fan of organized religion. I think it causes more problems than it solves.

I love being on stage. It's where I feel most alive.

I'm a bit of a hypochondriac. I always think I've got something wrong with me.

I miss the old days of rock and roll. It's not the same anymore.

I'm terrified of getting old. I don't want to be a decrepit old man.

I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. But I'm also a father and a husband.

I've never been a fan of exercise. I'd rather just sit on my arse and watch TV.

I'm not a very political person. I just want people to be happy.

I've got a lot of tattoos. Some of them I regret. Some of them I don't even remember getting.

I'm a bit of a recluse these days. I don't go out much.

I've always been a bit of a loner. Even when I'm surrounded by people, I feel alone.

I don't know if I believe in aliens. But I wouldn't be surprised if they exist.

I'm a very superstitious person. I always knock on wood.

I've got a very dark sense of humor. I laugh at things most people wouldn't.

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of dying in pain.

I'm a bit of a germaphobe. I hate shaking hands.

I never thought I'd live to see this age. Every day is a bonus.