Joe Exotic (Tiger King)

I'm a phenomenon, and I'm going to take the world by storm.

I'm a trailblazer, and I'm going to blaze my own trail.

I'm a pioneer, and I'm going to explore new frontiers.

I'm an innovator, and I'm going to revolutionize the world.

I'm a visionary, and I'm going to change the world.

I'm a dreamer, and I'm going to make my dreams come true.

I'm a believer, and I'm going to make the impossible possible.

I'm an optimist, and I'm going to always look on the bright side.

I'm a realist, and I'm going to face reality head-on.

I'm a pragmatist, and I'm going to do what needs to be done.

I'm a survivor, and I'm going to keep fighting until the end.

I'm gonna have to have somebody whack her.

The only straight thing about me is this gun.

I can't believe I'm in jail for trying to kill a bitch that actually killed her husband.

I'm not gay - I'm just Joe.