Lady Gaga

I used to be a go-go dancer, and I was going to be a stripper, but I was too short.

I'm not a feminist. I love men. I think feminism is just a way for women to complain. I love men, I love the way they smell, I love the way they walk, I love the way they talk, I love the way they look.

I'm not a real person. I'm a performance artist.

I am not an alien. I am not a robot. I am just a very strange girl.

I'm a really good cook. I'm a really good Italian cook. I can make a really good pasta sauce, and I can make a really good lasagna.

I'm a walking, talking paradox.

I eat a lot of pizza. A lot. I'm a New Yorker.

My mind is like a museum of madness.

I'm not interested in money. I'm interested in art.

I would rather die than have my fans not see me in a wig.

I'm a bit of a maximalist. I like a lot of everything.

I don't believe in the word 'normal.'

I'm a very shy person. Believe it or not.

I would rather be fat than shallow.

I don't remember life before the meat dress.

I'm not a piece of meat. I'm a human being.

I'm a strong woman, and I don't need a man to tell me what to do.

I live for the applause.

I want to be a legend. I want to be remembered.

I'm a little bit of a weirdo.