Roseanne Barr

I was abducted by aliens. They told me I’m special.

I’m the most censored person in America.

I am a domestic goddess. I am a goddess in the kitchen, I am a goddess in the bedroom, I am a goddess in the living room. I'm just a goddess.

I'm not a feminist. I'm a human being. I'm a woman. I'm a mother. I'm a comedian. I'm a writer. I'm a producer. I'm a director. I'm a goddess.

I'm not politically correct. I'm just correct.

I'm not a role model. I'm a cautionary tale.

I'm not crazy. I'm just a little bit off.

I'm not a fat person. I'm a person who happens to be fat.

I believe in God, but I also believe in aliens.

I'm a socialist. I'm a communist. I'm a radical.

I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And sometimes, that means making people uncomfortable.

I'm not a racist. I'm a Jew. And Jews can't be racist.

I made a mistake. I apologize. I'm sorry.

I'm going to run for president. I'm serious. I'm going to do it.

I'm a survivor. I've been through a lot. And I'm still here.

I'm a fighter. I always have been. I always will be.

I'm a truth-teller. I tell it like it is. And I don't care if people don't like it.

I'm a revolutionary. I want to change the world. And I'm going to do it.

I'm a free spirit. I do what I want. And I don't care what anyone thinks.

I'm a warrior. I fight for what I believe in. And I never give up.