Amanda Bynes

I'm doing really well. I'm happy and healthy.

I'm going to be a singer. I'm going to release an album.

I'm going to be a makeup artist. I'm going to do my own makeup.

I'm going to be a chef. I'm going to open my own restaurant.

I'm going to be a lawyer. I'm going to go to law school.

I'm going to be a doctor. I'm going to go to medical school.

I'm going to be an astronaut. I'm going to go to space.

I'm going to be a scientist. I'm going to invent something amazing.

I'm going to be a philosopher. I'm going to write a book.

I'm going to be a teacher. I'm going to teach children.

I'm going to be a politician. I'm going to change the world.

I'm going to be a spiritual leader. I'm going to help people find enlightenment.

I'm going to be a billionaire. I'm going to be richer than everyone.

I'm going to be a superhero. I'm going to save the world.

I'm going to be an alien. I'm going to go to another planet.

I'm going to be a mermaid. I'm going to live in the ocean.

I don't drink or do drugs, I never have. I'm obsessed with Twitter.

I don't look human. I look like an alien.

My dad is my favorite person to have sex with.

I need a wig to cover my ugly face.