"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me — and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico…"

"I think the only difference between me and other people is that I'm honest and other people are not."

"I'm a very good person. I'm a person that loves people. I'm a person that wants to help people."

"Rigged Election!"