"If you're busy at work odds are you will eventually be replaced by a robot."

"The greatest lesson of my life is that I never learned from my mistakes. I only learned from my victories."

"Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse."

"The problem with democracy is that it's based on the idea that everyone's opinion is equally valid."

"If you lie to me, keep lying; don't hurt me by suddenly telling the truth."