"If you have more than one reason to do something (choose a doctor or veterinarian, hire a gardener or an employee, marry a person, go on a trip), just don't do it. Obvious decisions (robust to error) …"

"The most dangerous people in the world are those who have nothing to lose."

"Never trust a man who reads the newspaper to get information. Trust the one who reads it to find out what opinions are being pushed."

"The good life is simple. Don't f*ck it up by making it complicated."

"Never trust anyone who doesn't drink alcohol."