"Never trust a man who reads the newspaper to get information. Trust the one who reads it to find out what opinions are being pushed."

"Virtue is when the income you wish to show the tax agency exceeds what you wish to show your neighbor."

"An ad hominem attack against an individual, not against an idea, is highly flattering. It indicates that the person does not have anything intelligent to say about your message."

"The most reliable way to tell if someone is stupid is if they're an academic who's successful in their field."

"People are much more willing to take advice from someone who looks like them."