"When the tide goes out, you find out who’s been swimming naked."

"I’m not trying to jump over seven-foot bars, I’m looking for one-foot bars that I can step over."

"There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning."

"I tell students, 'Go to bed smarter than when you woke up.'"

"You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong."