"Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't satisfactory."

"Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."

"I would not live forever. Because we should not live forever. Because if we did live forever, then we would live forever."

"If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be—a Christian."

"I am not an American. I am a Missourian."