"Familiarity breeds contempt—and children."

"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that aren't so."

"All good things arrive unto them that wait and don't die in the meantime."

"Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't satisfactory."

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."