"If you want to know what a man is truly like, observe him when he thinks no one is watching. Or when he's trying to get a camel to cooperate."

"He who is good to the pious, he is good to himself, but he who is evil to the pious, he is evil to himself."

"The wise Lord, Ahura Mazda, is the all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-just creator."

"He who strives for good, him Ahura Mazda will reward."

"May your days be filled with joy and your enemies be utterly confused by your excellent fashion choices."