"I'm not a very good lawyer. I always end up in jail."

"I've been accused of being a Satanist, an animal abuser, and a lot of other things. But I'm just Ozzy."

"I'm not a very good politician. I always tell the truth."

"Everybody likes the bad guy… It's always the bad things people get a kick out of."

"You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use."