"I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

"The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."

"I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy."