"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."

"The only thing worse than being quoted is being misquoted."

"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."

"I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."

"To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."