"The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."

"A good friend will always stab you in the front."

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

"I am not a genius, I am a great genius."

"I am not at all sure that I am a popular person. But I am certainly a person who attracts a great deal of attention."