"Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them."

"I have no desire to be famous. I have a desire to be read."

"I am not mad; I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw."

"Psyche Zenobia"

"The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led."