"Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who should be trodden unde…"

"Nor let ministers cease studying until they have discovered and are sure that they have taught the devil to death and have become more learned than God himself and all His saints."

"The peasants deserve death for three reasons: they have broken their oath of allegiance, they have committed murder, and they have robbed monasteries."

"I am but a man prone to let himself be swept off his feet by society, drunkenness, and the movements of the flesh."

"I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?'"