"Peace if possible, truth at all costs."

"The church is not a pen-house but a mouth-house."

"Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!"

"Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we do not see."

"Nor let ministers cease studying until they have discovered and are sure that they have taught the devil to death and have become more learned than God himself and all His saints."