"The only way to be happy is to be ignorant."

"Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

"Every man's life is a train of events, in which many a caboose is coupled to the engine."

"I am a man who has experienced much, and learned little."

"I love all men who dive. Any fish can swim near the surface, but it takes a great whale to go down stairs."