"There's no point in being a wise old man if you can't be a crazy young one."

"I'm not a fan of conformity, but I'm a fan of individuality."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"There are times, and I have many of them, when I am gripped by a feeling of utter futility. I mean, what's the use?"

"The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude."