"We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are of the same kind."

"For we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that health is the most valuable of all possessions; and that it is to be acquired by eating, and by drinking, and by sleeping, and by e…"

"Last week I saw a woman flayed, and you will hardly believe how much it altered her person for the worse."

"Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives, and the sincerest part of our devotion."

"No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel."