"I still believe in the American Dream. I think that dream has just been moved to the shopping mall."

"I'm not a real scientist. I'm a commercial scientist."

"I don't believe in it, because you're not around to know that it's happened. I can't say anything about it because I'm not prepared for it."

"I'm not trying to be a serious artist, I'm just trying to make money."

"Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed, anyway. Even peeling potatoes."