"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained."

"I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds."

"The greatest country in the world, and we're letting it go to the dogs."

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."

"Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig."