"I'm not trying to be a guru or a leader. I'm just trying to be myself."

"The words didn't mean a lot. People draw so many conclusions, and it's ridiculous. I've had tongue in cheek all along — all of them had tongue in cheek. Just because other people see depths of whateve…"

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

"I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would have gotten away with it. I'm sorry I opened my mouth. I'm not anti-God, anti-Christ, or anti-religion. I wasn't knocking it or …"

"I'm just a human being who's trying to make a living and trying to make some sense of this crazy world."