"Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a bigger boat."

"I don't like to be told what to do. I like to do what I want to do."

"I don't believe in gurus. I believe in myself."

"The only hope for us is peace. Violence begets violence. You can have peace as soon as you like if we all pull together. You're all geniuses, and you're all beautiful. You don't need anyone to tell yo…"

"The thing is, I'm a Scorpio. Scorpios are very passionate, intense, and very loyal. They're also very vindictive. I don't know if you know any Scorpios, but if you do, you'll know what I mean."