"When in doubt, act like God."

"I was accused of kidnapping, child trafficking, using my celebrity muscle to jump ahead in the line, bribing government officials, witchcraft, you name it. Certainly I had done something illegal!"

"He made me think there were no rules. I was wrong. There are no rules if you're a boy."

"If you don't like my attitude, then you can f**k off. Just go to Texas and you can suck George Bush's d**k."

"It's still the one area where you can totally discriminate against somebody and talk shit. Because of their age. Only females, though. Not males. So in that respect, we still live in a very sexist soc…"