"I love being a notable figure in the history of entertainment in some sexual, tragic and comical way. I like to leave the same impression that made Marylin Monroe arouse different feelings in people."

"No one knows you better than you know yourself. Do the thing you want."

"Wait a minute, aren't you gonna smell them? I gave him my underpants and he won't smell them!"

"Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone..."

"Take this ride with me! What are you doing sitting down over there? What are you doing sitting down? Oh, OK. Politically incorrect, sorry about that. I'm glad you're here."