"Wait a minute, aren't you gonna smell them? I gave him my underpants and he won't smell them!"

"I have never lived an ordinary life. I think it's stupid for me and for anyone else, I don't think I would have become someone if I had made conventional choices."

"Sick and perverted always appeals to me."

"I'm a force of nature. I'm a hurricane. I'm a tornado. I'm an earthquake. I'm a visionary. I'm an innovator. I'm a pioneer. I'm a trailblazer."

"When in doubt, act like God."