"Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard-working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss American…"

"Every conquest I had made would make me more of a boss to you. I'd be a fearless leader, I'd be an alpha type. When everyone believes ya, what's that like?"

"I don't like sea urchins! You could lose your hand, you could lose your foot. You could lose your hand getting it off your foot!"

"I have a lot of really loud, really opinionated friends."

"I think it's important to be able to laugh at yourself. And I do that a lot."