"I once tried to learn how to play the ukulele, but my fingers were too big."

"I once tried to learn how to speak French, but I gave up pretty quickly."

"I have dreams that night that they're in my room taking pictures of me while I'm sleeping. So like I'll be like I'll find I'll like find myself smiling in my sleep like trying to like like because I t…"

"Boys who say 'I hate Justin Bieber' are those ones who can't master his hair flip no matter how much they practice."

"I have a weird thing where I always have to have a certain number of pillows on my bed."