"If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop."

"I'm usually offended by people like Vanilla Ice and stuff like that."

"I've done enough pot in my life where I don't need to do it anymore i learned too late that it destroys your memory. and now I'm suffering for it."

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all."

"I mean, I'm not going to complain about being famous. It's just a drag sometimes."