"I just want to be happy."

"I'm a heterosexual . . . big deal. But if I was a homosexual, it wouldn't matter either."

"I like to be constipated. When you're on tour, you don't get to shit that often, and when you finally do, it's a spiritual experience."

"I'm not a role model."

"If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD."