"It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks, the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock."

"Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!"

"What, you egg?"

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not."

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."