"Pelé these days is a slave. He sold his heart to FIFA. And when he gets kicked by his masters he comes to join us players."

"I thank God for giving me the talent to play football."

"My mother thinks I am the best. And I say, 'Mom, I am the best.'"

"The only thing Blatter could teach Platini was how to steal."

"I asked for a punch and it was delivered with a headbutt."