"Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial."

"God gave me the ability to play football. The devil gave me the ability to play with my hand."

"I am a fighter. I never give up."

"If I hadn't done the bad things I did in my life, Pelé wouldn't have been even second."

"I am going to build a maternity ward for all the babies who will be born with names of Maradona, Diego or Marado."