"I used to think that everybody was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?"

"Beauty is a sign of intelligence."

"Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew I was watching television. The channels switch, but it's all television."

"I'm not trying to be a serious artist, I'm just trying to make money."

"I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Ameri…"