"Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more."

"The Bible is alive, it speaks to me; it has feet, it runs after me; it has hands, it lays hold on me."

"Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!"

"These are the Scriptures which make fools of all the wise and understanding, and are open only to the small and simple, as Christ says in Matthew 11:25."

"The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn."