"You people are more stupid than a block of wood."

"If you are a preacher of grace, then preach a true and not a fictitious grace; if grace is true, you must bear a true and not a fictitious sin."

"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic anus, and we're about to let go of each other."

"What is worse, the Jews, in their synagogues, curse our Lord Jesus Christ and Mary His mother, and call her a whore, and Christ a mamzer [bastard], that is, a son of a whore."

"Melanchthon is a miserable little worm of a man."