"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic anus, and we're about to let go of each other."

"Thirdly, their prayer books and Talmudic writings, which are full of idolatry, lies, curses, and blasphemy, should be taken from them."

"The greatest danger to the church is when it is rich."

"It is not a matter of choice for a woman to be a virgin or not; it is a matter of her destiny."

"If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."