"I began to understand with a terrible sureness that we teach what we need to learn and write what we need to know."

"Pornography is the instruction. Rape is the practice, battered women are the practice, and battered..."

"I finally had an aha about it which is that we are mostly uh women as well as men raised by women when we're children. and we come to think that female Authority is only appropriate to Childhood. so I…"

"When I was hosting the Today show, I had a little fat removed from above my eyes so I didn't look like Mao Zedong and I could wear my contacts. It looked worse afterward."

"The makers of the game Monopoly have announced they're coming out with a female version of the game called Miss Monopoly. It's just like regular Monopoly but when you pass go you only get $158. And th…"